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jennifersgender:

monster of the week | angels

recorder-dude:

I hate this guy’s guts sometimes

giddydanish:

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Mantis is just so 😌💕

paper-mario-wiki:

i WILL continue to post my own tiktoks because i am very funny

its-gita-time:

please reblog this and tell me what your preferred cultural niche version of succession would be like.

indie rock succession would be about a toxic music label and a deeply incestuous music scene of rival bands fighting for the most attention and budget from the weird old guy that owns the label they’re signed to, who’s like a weird rick rubin-esque cult figure. they would largely have the same level of viciousness but it would be over much smaller amounts of money which would be extremely funny.

todaysbird:

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a photographer captured a wild black vulture preening a northern caracara. while this interaction may seem strange, considering the birds are not in the same family, they are both scavengers and regularly interact over meals of carrion.

source: (x)

gentlyorbiting:

i’m the guy who writes the books that the protagonist in supernatural horror movies frantically reads somewhere in act ii. job’s pretty easy. lot of “legends of vampires have recurred all throughout human history” and “demonologists agree that the quickest way to un-summon a demon is to trap it in a cursed object”. no citations of course; they don’t pay me citation money. i had to learn html back in the early aughts when everyone started seeking their supernatural info on websites they found via top search engines like FINDLER and WEBSIGHT but that’s died down now which is great because i didn’t have it in me to pick up css. currently working on a new book about horses that are evil. it’s called HORSES THAT ARE EVIL in all caps so the protagonist can find it quickly to yank off the library shelf. it will be published 35 years ago.

kitten-kin:

justspooklordthings:

thirdpunch:

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Guys, we’ve talked about this.

You need to give your domesticated wading ghosts larger death pools. I understand if you can’t find a real Well, but you need an enclosure at least 5 times the size of the spirit itself.

Thank you for the PSA, and it’s certainly good advice! I am happy to report that in this particular photoset we’re looking at a temporary holding tank, possibly being used to keep a lab employee safe during a routine water test. There is a strict no-shared-space policy for outside contractors at reputable spirit preserves, both to keep the ghost from becoming frustrated at its inability to approach what it perceives as prey, and to ensure the safety of outside parties. Training sessions focusing heavily on positive reinforcement are used to get the ghost accustomed to the holding tank as well as short trips between the pond and an appropriate secured location. Many health checks and enrichment activities can be conducted directly at the water source, but sometimes a more controlled environment is required. Please be assured that the ghost in the photographs is doing ‘well’. ☆⌒( ^ ▽ ゜)

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lloonlloon:
“hitmewithcute:
“Am I the good boy? Really??
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I mean this in the most sincere, heart-filled-with-love way, this dog looks like a worm on a string
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lloonlloon:

hitmewithcute:

Am I the good boy? Really??

I mean this in the most sincere, heart-filled-with-love way, this dog looks like a worm on a string

biskyfresh:

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take me to the moooon 🐄👽🛸